What would I do without them?

GUESS WHICH GAME I FINALLY GOT HOLD OF TODAY.

PROFESSOR LAYTON.
WOW, GOOD GUESS, YOU'RE AWESOME AT THIS.
WHY THANK YOU, I STUDIED 'GUESSING AND BEING AWESOME' AT UNI. I GOT AN A.
OH YES, I CAN TELL.


...okay, enough of me talking to myself.
Being one of the few people in the UK clever (read: mental) enough to get Curious Village on import makes me feel sthuper fantastic.
A lot of people on UK game forums are still baaawing about when it's going to be released, hahaha. Tough shit, silly bollocks, because I already got it.
YEAH, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? >:33333

Though I'm only 3 puzzles in right now. I got about that far and went "Right, that's enough. Need to look for gay of it now.", which wasn't all that difficult considering I already have a couple of folders of blatant LaytonxLuke child pornography (olol) but eh, I fancied something to read for a change.

LEGAL!LUKE IS A WHORE. Fact.



I was going to make a journal about my Blackpool weekend but can't be arsed now.
Will do later, if only to pass on the myth of FruitShoot!VinDiesel and other buggers.

Oh god, look at Hugh Laurie in my mood theme. Look at how sweet he used to be. Baaaw ;-;

my oldest friend

um. i just realized that i don't have any classes on mondays or wednesdays.

...but i have four on thursdays. ugh.

gonna start off with a bang tomorrow, i guess. class 8:30-6:45, woop woop!

also? eden's animals love me. it's cute. especially when the cat wakes me up by pawing at my legs to see if i'm alive.

I've just noticed this video. Go to about 7.40.


SQUEEEEEE

Remember Orcs, by Stan Nicholls, the book I posted about a while ago because it used a unicorn horn in a whole new fascinating and WRONG WRONG WRONG way?

Today, I have something else from Orcs I want to ramble about. Don't worry, this time it's cut for length, not because it involves sex toys.

The problem I have with Orcs is the names of the characters. The thing with fantasy is that you can get away with a LOT when it comes to naming your characters, but just like everything else in your fantasy world, it still has to make sense within the world itself. It's the whole point of fantasy, to create something fantastic that still makes enough sense. So, names are a part of that. And I'm not saying that everyone needs to be like Tolkien and spend a decade working out all the languages, but it'd be nice if authors at least THOUGHT about the language their characters use, so that the names make sense within the culture of the character. I mean, you don't expect the name 'Astrid' to belong to a Japanese woman, because the Japanese language doesn't really do the whole 'consonant followed by another consonant' thing. There has to be some sort of system when you're naming your characters who all have the same language/culture.

( Stan Nicholls kinda fails at this )

Right, Stew has a friend here again - the big girl's blouse - so I'm confined to the kitchen and the bedroom... *tries not to laugh at stereotype*... What I propose is another anonymous meme (shut up I like them) of which the subject is this:

What moment of your life would you change if you could? None of this 'I don't regret anything it's all a learning experience' but one thing that bugs you, that you wish you'd done differently. Also, what sexual thing do you want to do that you haven't... and who with? Lastly, tell me honestly something either about me or relating to me that you wish you could tell me non-anonymously... obviously you can do it anonymously. You can answer all, just one, or whatever you want... go!

Title: Nothing Changes
Fandom: Have I Got News For You
Characters: Ian/Paul, Angus
Prompt: 026: Teammates
Word Count: 561
Rating: pg
Summary: What really happened when Ian interrupted Paul's gag.

What he hadn’t considered was how difficult it would be to sit next to him, how difficult it would be to be close.

Title: Nothing Changes
Fandom: Have I Got News For You
Characters: Ian/Paul, Angus
Prompt: 026: Teammates
Word Count: 561
Rating: pg
Summary: What really happened when Ian interrupted Paul's gag. Series 11 Episode 1.

( What he hadn’t considered was how difficult it would be to sit next to him, how difficult it would be to be close. )

Just popping in to say I'm okay, worry ye not, and I'm trying to write but failing quite spectacularly *sighs* oh well, I'll survive.

Hope you're all cool.

sounds of home

ok, a friend of mine turned me onto qow's, and i have spent the last 3 days reading it. its 2:30am i just read the last strip. i ... i... oh my god.

to the artist, you touched me, moved me, inspired me. i am a published novelest, (i write horror, its been called a perfect kafkaesque nightmare, i love it) and i have been having trouble finding a reason to write lately, you... you have helped me find a reason to write again.

thank you!

Whilst watching The Song Remains The Same, my sister came up with, what I think is, comedy gold.

Grant: Do I look like a fat sack of shit?
Bonham: No, not much.

Well, actually, it was some guy outside the car he was in she said would say it but I thought it would be better if Bonzo said it, what with my addiciton to the little dragon.

And while we're on the subject of that, what the fuck is the deal with it? And of course we knew that Robbie's fantasy sequence would have a naked woman...and some kind of mushroom-okay, we didn't guess that but you get the idea.


OFF TOPIC:
I am sick.
Comment with your love to make me feel better.

Games Radar had this article on The Top 7... Girl gamer stereotypes

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-top-7-girl-gamer-stereotypes/a-2008081872238575013 

What are your thoughts on it?

Seperate Article but still interesting on Stereotypical gamers.

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-top-7-stereotypical-gamers-we-hate/a-2008032410612871091 

IRON BUTT

mental illness