Mysticheaven/Totoffle.

FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS, I WILL PROBABLY DELETE IT LATER.

Has anyone here got a message from a Salmon? It's cool. I downloaded AIM just to see what the fuss was all about.
(http://kami-llama.livejournal.com/45999.html)

I got a message from my very first Salmon about 10 minutes ago.
Although, my salmon (EncyclicalSalmon) is very confused with this whole salmon-thing. I think it's quite interesting :-D He/She has gone now. Sadface.

It was a salmon!

[/urge to quote from KitKat advert]

WHY IS THIS LJ FRIENDS-ONLY?
Mainly because I want to keep track off who's reading all of this crap. I suppose it's to keep the outside people out.

WILL YOU ADD ME?
Probably. I love new friends, and if I think we'd get along, I'll add you! Just comment on this entry, add me, and I'll do the same!

WHY WON'T YOU ADD ME?
If I know you in real life, then I probably won't add you. If we have nothing at all in common, then I probably won't add you. If you insist on typing in text speak (unless you are l33t, which is fine), then I probably won't add you. If you're generally a twat, then I probably won't add you.

WHAT CAN I EXPECT?
Swearing, and lots of it. Also, I talk about my boyfriend (James) a lot, because we're basically each other's lives. Other hot topics of conversation are Top Gear, Foo Fighters, general music, Bobbehs, other general in-jokes, rants about college, rants about driving, rants about University, rants about people, rants about Father, intentional and unintentional typos, procrastination (feel free to give me a kick up the arse if I ask for one), memes, surveys, freaking out when my period goes missing, photos of people you don't know, quoting things, general TV, pretending not to like Top Gear, F-List loving, fangirling, rambling, drooling, pimping things, and lots of slash. Oh, and ROFLCATS. Because ROFLCATS are for life.

AND, WHAT ON EARTH IS A 'BOBBEH'?
A rare and beautiful creature, which is only truly understood by myself and kolaqube. If you're really Curious (See what I did there? ... No, probably not.) then you should check out the BobbehWiki, which should hopefully explain it. A bit. You'll never understand, and I think we should keep it that way.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW?
I don't think so. If I think of anything, I'll let you know. Who comes up with these questions, tsk.

MysticHeaven
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Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously
Anything.
A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love - anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like.
Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

Public, natch, and... whatever.

*Coughs* Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the star-studded premiere of 'Uz is Arrested!', written by mysticheaven, with help from x_forever_me_x! <333 Changed slightly for reasons that are not to be announced, otherwise I wouldn't have changed it.

( Teh Extraveganza )

*Shrug* Sorry to Uz, Smiffy/Alex Walkinshaw and Gina/Roberta Taylor. Not sorry to Sibby, because no :-P
I made Smiffy out to be exceptionally stupid here, I'm sorry Smiffy, you are very clever.

EDIT: I said 'tape machine' and meant tape recorder. Simon has just informed me, albeit accidently, that this is what I meant. Can't change it, don't have the heart to. I am sorry that I am a retard :-P

Mystic/Gina
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